Spoons Suck. Get a Self Stirring Mug

This self stirring mug is what you need. Forget spoons. For such a long time, man has depended on spoons for all our stirring needs. Alas, finally the self stirring mug has come to destroy the monopoly on stirring that has long been held by spoons. Down with our spoon overlords. Long live the self stirring mug.